|
|
|
well actually monthly because lets face it i can't be making this new every day
|
Will The Ministry get a new Boss?
There are rumors that a new head of the Ministry of Magic wiill be chosen! Most of the wizard community will be glad when this happens, as they are tired of Cornelius Fudge's old fashioned ways. Last year, he let Sirius Black slip right out from under his nose! He probably just led him right to Lord You=Know-Who!And he also let one of the Ministry's employees(not mentioning any names *cough*Bertha*cough*) escape and tell Lord You-Know-Who where little Harry Potter was residing! As for the decision of a new head of the Ministry, I will be glad to be rid of this troubled man.
Signing out,
*~Rita Skeeter~*
|
|
|
|
Links
Here's the newest part of the paper! links! We're going to list links to other cool sites that we recommend!
::Hogwarts:A School::
::Flights of Fancy::
::Lissa Explains It All::
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
MINISTRY IS LAUGHING STOCK! WHO WILL KEEP AWAY THE MUGGLES?
As we all know sirius black escaped from Azkaban somehow and went to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry to get Teen Harry potter. he slipped through the ministrys hands again and left hogwarts leaving behind scarred memorys. it is rumored that he escaped on a hippogrif that was scheduled to be executed for biting Draco Malfoys hand. with a ministry that fails to execute a dangerous hippogrif i have to wonder WHO WILL PROTECT US IF HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED comes back to power? (sorry if that gave you a chill down your spine) or what if the Muggles find out about us, life will be very exausting if we have to find new ways to hide things from them! |
|
|
|
BILL GATES IS NO MUGGLE!
There is a rumor, that Bill gates, creator of Microsoft is not a muggle and that magic was used to make what is now Microsoft! he's either a very hard working Muggle or a normal Wizard! |
|
|
|
|
Lizard Snaps Candy co.
a new candy is coming to honeydukes. this candys motto is Don't think, Just eat! because when people think about it they do not want to eat it! the reason is that it is made entirely out of lizards (dead if your lucky) well, I was skeptical at first but when i did eat it it tasted wonderful!!! there are also a few special flavors that can be bought at a web page (this is soon to be on the links page so I won't list it) |
CAR CRASHES INTO HOGWARTS!!!!
Note: this happened September 1st of two years ago its just no one found out till now.
Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley crashed the car they were driving into the whomping willow (famous for its aliveness and is very rare) they were driving the car because they "Had no choice," says Harry Potter "It was either that or not go to hogwarts." the person who had bewitched the car was a Mr. Arthur Weasley who was fined 50 galleons and almost lost his job at the ministry of magic. what makes this story even more unusual is that one has to wonder why didn't they just send a letter via owl?
|
|
|
|
LUCIUS MALFOY WANTED FOR HIDING ILLEGAL INGREDIENTS, SPELLBOOKS, ANIMALS, AND MORE!!!
thats right! mr. Lucious Malfoy is wanted for holding illlegal supplies, all of these supplies can be found down Knockturn alley which Lucious insists he has never been down! if convicted Lucious will be sentanced to Azkaban for the rest of his life.Lucious Malfoy was a supporter for You-Know-who and when he went down Lucious came back say ing he had been in some sort of a trance! |
Professor Warsbury: The Heroine
Early Saturday morning, an army of mountian trolls attacked the village of Hogsmeade. It would have meant certain death for the children visiting that day, had it not been for Prof. Warsbury! She singlehandedly defeated the trolls with one stunning spell, and not even breaking a sweat! Some strange rumors have been going around that she may be almost, if not more powerful than Albus Dumbledore himself! Even though it is just a rumor, I hope it is true, because the children need all the protection they can get at Hogwarts! Even so, the brave teacher will be recieving the Order of Merlin, first class, and a hefty reward from the Ministry of Magic. |
|
